ok, if u get picked up by the cops here's what 2 do:
1) actually, unless the cop says u r under arrest u don't have 2
go newhere or say nething, so if the cops ever ask u 2 come
down 2 the station ask them if u're under arrest. if u're not
tell em 2 eat shit ;)
2) if u do get arrested, and u wanna escape, as they put u in the
car, try to flick the safety lock off so u can open the door
from the inside. it's pretty tricky with your hands behind u
but it can be done. the lock is in between the outside and
inside of the door, look on your own car, they all have em.
3) if u r in an interview, u don't have 2 say nething... so when
they ask u questions, just stare them in the eye, grin like
a maniac and say "no comment" after a while the cops will get
REALLY pissed off and may threaten, insult, or even attack you.
this is good. really good. it means u'll probably be let go in
hope that u'll keep quiet, but once u get out, get a lawyer
and SUE THEIR ARSE OFF...
4) remeber this, as it can get you out of many situations:
you can answer any questioon with "why"-
eg- cop: where were u at 9:00 this morning?
you: why do u want to know?
cop: we are investigating a murder in the area
you: why?
cop: just answer the question!
you: why?
cop: beacuse we want to know!
you: why?
cop: *GRRR* because we think you may have something 2 do with it
you: why?
cop: WE JUST DO!
you: why?
cop: *ARRRRGH!*
then, again they may hit u or something, u know what 2 do from there... :)
5) if u get caught on the train\tram\bus etc. without a ticket, same as no. 1, u don't have 2 tell them jack. not your name, address, phone no. anything. BUT! don't
give them wrong details, just don't say anything coz if u give em false details
they have a reason 2 arrest u.
6) if u DO get busted and are taken in, b4 they do your fingerprints, find something sharp and rip little bits of skin off your fibger as this will alter your prints, and it will
be a lot harder to match them to a crime. only pull little bits off though, coz if they're 2 big it won't make a difference.
7) just one final little one, this won't help u, it's just funny. if u get busted, use your one call to phone the police. the cops will trace the call back 2 the station and some
junior cop who traced u, will surely get the blame 4 fucking up the tracing thing :)
ok, that's it 4 now... 4 all the <Cure 4 boredoM> files call the gr00vy little bbs. sysop:
